#DO YOU UNDERSTAND THOUGH? NONE OF THE DEMONS BELIEVED HE COULD DO IT. ‘YOU DON’T KNOW CROWLEY’. #‘THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?’ HE WAS THE LAST HORSE ANYONE WAS BETTING ON BECAUSE THEY REDUCED HIM TO ‘JUST’. #JUST A PUNKASS CROSSROADS DEMON. JUST A SALESMAN. JUST A TRAITOR.#CROWLEY’S STRENGTH IS THAT HE DOESN’T UNDERESTIMATE HIS ENEMIES AND THEY UNDERESTIMATE HIM.#HE MAY BE ALL THOSE THINGS. PUNKASS CROSSROADS DEMON. SALESMAN. TRAITOR. BUT HE ISN’T JUST. (via crowleyismyco-pilot)
softlokiwarmlokilittleballofsass:
in french today we were talking about celebrities that we admire and i said misha collins and nobody knew who i was talking about so my teacher googled him and put this photo up
and the whole class went quiet and from the back of the room we just heard this tiny ‘oh my god’
I’m glad your teacher managed to find the only normal picture of him
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
“What are you doing to my face?”
“Just trust me on this one”
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.







